All He Needs

Dear Robert,

Something from Australia might wash today's everything down quite nicely, don't you think? [What do I care Adam! I'm off mincing down Daytona Beach making sand-castles, and eating soft-shell crabs!]. I believe I sent you a copy of this some time ago - it's very very sweet and very very well made.

'All He Needs' was built by Nicolas Randall (Aust/UK) and the family at Family. It's basically a queer parody of the original Air video 'All I Need' (circa 1998). Air were a French band [Please Note: Americans may need to reprogram their computers to get access to information about things from France, this may be difficult, but it's worth trying to circumvent the cultural firewall if you can.] According to the good people at Family, the film "...won the insight 300 seconds film competition" and has "...toured the world with RESFEST".

Not bad eh?

Before I walked around screaming, "You fat bitch! You stole my wallet!" at random strangers, I walked around singing the lyrics to Tina Turner's 'Private Dancer' (which was stuck in my head for an eviscerating six months). But before that, I walked around saying: "You're so rad," to which my friends would reply, "Don't make me cry, because i'm totally going to cry right now." So I owe a big debt to this short film.

FYI - I currently walk around inserting Coco Peru's line from 'Trick' into the middle of every imaginary conversation I have on my phone when i manage to convince myself that plebs are listening in, which goes something like...."So there I was lying naked on my bed with an eyeful of cum, and I thought to myself...oooh, oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I am available for casting in student films.