Two videos... that I ache for.

Short and Sweet tonight toots.

I'm working at home on a saturday evening. Sigh. But I'm thinking of you Robert, I really am. I'm thinking of you, surrounded by your sisters' home-made Barbie doll clothes at your mum's house. I'm thinking of you because SOMEHOW THAT MAKES MY SHAME BEARABLE.

Wow, I guess I really do miss you.

So... Anyway, the Wonderfrau Roxy Bullwinkle passed on this nugget (which was passed on to her by young Luke Hutchinson [of Sluts on the Stairs fame]. You'll know who it is immediately Robert. Wonderful over-dub. Only beaten by the insipid beauty of the original - I kid you not.

If you're not talking about your 'vagine' - even in your sleep - immediately after watching this, then i'm a caribou.





And then I said: "All other disco can go and fuck-itself-to-death as far as i'm concerned."

Re-discovering Heather Parisi (File under: Blonde American ballet-trained beauty does good by fan-kicking her lycra-clad three-metre legs through the Italo-disco charts) made me want to learn how to cry. Amazing.



And I'm out.

X

(I get a day's rest on the 16th of August. I'm sitting down with your care-package and blocking out the world).